Yo Mama Toilet Roll

Replenish your arsenal of put downs and cusses with the hilarious Yo Mama Toilet Roll  

There is no better way to pass time on the toilet than by perusing these fantastic Yo Mama toilet rolls. Each roll is embossed with many classics of the genre, ranging from the erudite: ‘Yo Mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone,’ to the laugh out loud: ‘Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved,’ to the plain wicked: ‘Yo Mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are from satellites.’

Actually all of the cusses are wicked, that’s the point, you don’t get nice cusses, and besides wicked is funny. But just be careful you don’t laugh too loud because people will begin to wonder what you get up to in the bathroom.